No, I don’t think it’s totally awesome that you can eat sushi off a naked woman the night before you take another one down the aisle. It’s depressing, it says nothing positive about your social values, and goddammit it’s unhygienic. So can we stop ‘upping the game’ of stag nights/weekends/holidays before the ‘be a pimp for a season’ holiday package in Amsterdam becomes a reality? Because if we’ve gone back to [the binary of] sluts and wives, I’m relocating to an Amazonian tribe immediately - and my hens are free to join me.

The Vagenda, Strip Clubs and Stag Nights