February 2012
105 posts
8 tags
“If I can sew a vagina back together, then I can definitely sew the hem of my...”
– One Born Every Minute
“They’re definitely not Northern, or they’d have banged by now.”
– Jen
“Surely everyone in the world is in Walking Club… apart from disabled...”
– Esther
“Money is terrible. It’s just a depressing way of boiling our wonderful world...”
– Charlie Brooker (via sonicbrew)
*shudder*
Me: Sorry, I won't hug you, I'm covered in chocolate icing!
Grandma: Ooh Edward, she's covered in chocolate. Shall we lick her all over?
“I cannot understand anti-abortion arguments that centre on the sanctity of life....”
– Caitlin Moran, How to be a Woman (via imohsocasual)
“Once someone’s a bastard, you can’t unbastard them.”
– Hamilton
“Why does it say PIN OK? It should say PIN Great.”
– Abbi
“I only have three songs on my rap playlist. Maybe I’ll make it a rap and...”
– Tristan
